DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

There are some things in life that should never, ever be attempted by a layman.  Two things come to mind very quickly.




1. Newborn photography

Two weeks old and he's already disgusted with his aunt.  My work here is done.  

2. Children's haircuts

I like to tell people that he's getting ready to ship out and go to boot camp.  He's 'in the army now.'  Poor guy.  I didn't mean to make him look like a very tiny 6 year old.